saw this in the bathroom at a blues club in Kansas City.
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” She said “NO.” And the guy lived happily ever after and he road motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf alot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
We had loads of fun last friday everyone! The Record Bar was a great venue for us and we were especially pleased with their sound system. Big thanks for Softee and Pictures of Then for playing with us. Hope you all had as great a time as we did.
adam
We are happy to announce that a boy named Niko is born to Max and Ruth!!! He is a healthy, fun, and strong boy (his theme song is “Rocky Balboa”). Congratulations to us 
“Superphone”, one of Russian telephone companies, recently registered a trademark in a form of a “smiley face” – 
. From now on, this company is planning to ask for compensation from everyone who uses a smiley in advertising materials. All the other companies refuse to pay anything, especially since it’s not the first time that a “smiley” was registered (in 2005 a WWII veteran Viktor Petrov tried to sue Siemens for using “his” smiley faces in their phones).
(source: http://www.russianelectronics.ru/leader-r/news/russianmarket/doc30057.phtml?z)
Wow. Maybe its time to register dots, commas, brackets, etc. (and to register “etc.”)?.. I, personally, would like to register F@#K, since I use it so much. Too lazy to do it tho (oops, I used a smiley).
What do you think??
NUTHATCH-47 is planning to release our first album “Respectable Sins” first half of the year.
CONTEST – be a part of our first album by remixing YOUR version of “Russian Gangster’s Grandma”.
Work tracks can be downloaded here (be patient while loading, the folder is big):
http://nuthatch47.com/nuthatch47_contest.zip
We will choose the best track and include it on the album with all credits granted. PLUS – we’ll give a winner a fully-autographed album, T-shirt, a box of home-made cookies and possibly get drunk together (if you’re in the area). Drinks on us, you bring a chaser.
Deadline to be announced (but it’s very soon). Contact us with any questions (not personal questions).
Whats up everyone, Adam here. On Saturday Max, the infamous Gordon James, and I went to Applebee’s. I just want to say that for all those who hate on the bee’s, your crazy. The fries are so excellent, and I thoroughly enjoyed my steak! Lets here it for the bee’s!!